Current Projects:

Film Noir Piece (Pre-Production) - William directs and stars in his own vision of film noir.

Web comic - A web comic about the hijinks of the 5 Regular Guys. Featuring the art of an artist to be named later.

The Show (tentative title) - A variety show in the true sense of the word. We don't even know what it is just yet.

The Newz - All the news that's not news that should be news around the world. Toler et. al create this news spoof for the consumption of the masses.

Finding Maria - A pair of college guys try to make some extra cash becoming debt collectors.  What could possibly go wrong?

Jersey Jones 2 & 3 - We plan to continue the Jersey Jones saga to parody the entire Indiana Jones trilogy. This should get interesting.

The Journal Redux (Pre-Production) - Plans have begun to reshoot this short and make it better than the original.  This time, William will direct it himself.

Complete Projects:

Identity - William stars in a short video project about the problems of identity.

Comedy 101: The Running Gag - William directs a short about the wonders of comedy.

Star Wars Fan Film - William directs this humorous look at the lengths some fans may go.

Ananke (In the Can) - A project from William's Film Production class at the University of North Carolina at Wilmington shot by the whole class on 16mm. Don't ask what it's about, no one really knows.

Untitled 8mm Project - A group project from the same Film Production class shot on 8mm (surprise). The chase is on.

Innocence - Another group project from Film Production shot with a digital still camera. It's taken from Alfred Hitchcock's "Sabotage," but with zombies. The zombie was an exercise in parallel action.

Foolish Climax - William's final group project for Film Production also shot with a digital still camera. As the title suggests, this is a foolish climax to the semester.

Foreign Dukes of Hazzard - An editing project put together marvelously by Mike Joyner (not affiliated with Media Blitzkrieg...yet). William was a voice actor taking on the task of two roles.

The Media Blitzkrieg Runner - A compilation of everything William has worked on up to this point. With music by the Pillows.

The Journal - The first short film William has written but not directed himself. This became an exercise in how not to make a movie. The story came from reading too much H.P. Lovecraft, being completely broke, and having to shoot on campus for most of the film. All in all, it's not as bad as it could have been (mainly thanks to some creative editing by William).  This film has been removed from the site until the remake is finished.  Once done, both films will be posted for comparison.

The Skeleton - An entry into the 2005 Final Cut Film Festival. A Bradbury-esque story about a man with a secret to hide.

Crush - An entry into the 2006 One Take Film Festival. Innocent looks can prove dangerous.

Techies - An idea for a pilot we've been messing with. Shot as an entry into the "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia" Comedy Contest. Second Star Online Tech Support...thank you for calling. We're here to help you...

Jersey Jones and the Treasure of Zeb - An entry into the 2006 Final Cut Film Festival. Jersey Jones is the greatest archeologist of our time...at least, in his own mind.

Jersey Jones and the Quest for the Best of Mington - The opening to Encore Magazine's "Best of Wilmington Awards" for 2007. More Jersey Jones insanity.

How I Raised My Film Budget - A short film about what it takes for a filmmaker to get his movie made.  This short is a collaboration with D-Mentd Films.

New Friend Request - Another short film collaboration with D-Mentd Films.  Be careful who you meet online.  This short was made for Enterfear Pictures.

The Reel Thing - A short film collaboration with Daisy Faith Films.  Sometimes, fantasies aren't all they're cracked up to be.

Taboo...or not Taboo - An entry into the 2007 Final Cut Film Festival.  This short is a combination of requirements for Final Cut and the Youtube Project Direct Contest.  Sometimes, you're just not ready to take that next step.

L'impuissance de la mémoire - Jason directs the 5 Regular Guys' entry into the Youtube Sketchies Contest.  This is the video for Round One.  Memory... you'll miss it when it's gone...

PHOTO COMPILATIONS:

Making Ananke: a photo comp by William. done to the Beatles version of Act Naturally. These photos were shot while working on Ananke.

Things I Wouldn't Want Mom and Dad to Know About: a photo comp by Mike Sears. These photos are a combination of several parties that Sears has been to.

M. Sears: Do You Know What I Did This Summer?: another photo comp by Sears. These photos were taken over the years by Sears and others.

more coming soon


we promise



kicking ass and chewing gum...and we're all outta ass